WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE

WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE

THE FIRST ANNUAL GUARD, MANLY-MAN (BEER WITH THE BOYS)

TITTY BAR & HULA GIRL EXTRAVAGANSA

COME ONE........COME ALL

LOCATION :'CABERET"
481 MARKET ST.

KINGSTION, PA.

SAT. 17 MAY 2008 7:00 p.m.

Be assured that this production will be second to none !!

PRIZES & ATTRACTIONS , PARTY HATS AND BALOONS , PONY AND LLAMA RIDES , LUMBERJACK COMPITION , PIE EATING CONTEST , COTTON CANDY , PARTY HATS , WINE TASTING , FEATS OF STRENGTH AND DARING , TURTLE RACES , MAGIC SHOW , HORSESHOEING ,

**SEE THE GENUINE SOUTH PACIFIC MERMAID **

BULL RIDING , "NAME THE NUN CONTEST" , CLASSIC AUTO'S ,

TRACTOR PULL WITH WATER HAZARDS , FREE ANTLER DANCE LESSONS , THREE LEGGED RACES , ANVIL CHORUS , "LAMAR" WILL GIVE A FREE TALK ON, "FUN THINGS TO DO WITH GERBELS" , SCHANDAR, THE BALOON ACENTIONIST , QUILT DISPLAYS , SOUVENIER EVENT T-SHIRTS, THONGS, AND LEOTARDS . TRY YOUR LUCK AT THE AREAS LARGEST BEER MAZE , PICTURES WITH SANTA , FACE PAINTING , AMISH FUNNEL CAKES , HERMIT CRAB JUDGING , AND MELONY, "THE WONDER GUARD" JUMPING THROUGH A HOGSHEAD OF REAL FIRE. AND , OF COURSE , HENRY THE HORSE DANCES THE WALTZ. THIS TRULY ELECTRIC EVENING WILL CULMINATE IN A RE-CREATION OF THE FAMOUS "BEN HUR" CHARIOT RACE !!! FOLLOWED BY A FOUR HOUR SPINE WRENCHING FIRE WORKS DESPLAY !!!!

BE THERE! IF YOUR NOT THERE ITS BECAUSE YOUR A LOSER!

NOTE: THIS IS AN RZM APPROVED AND SANCIONED EVENT

(SO BRING YOUR JUKE BOX MONEY )

AGAIN , NO SHORTS ALLOWED EVER!!
THANK YOU